Ally and Joanna are two twenty-something pop culture fanatics. Each week, they talk about everything from Lady Gaga and Ryan Gosling's abs to Cary Grant and Lisa Turtle. They try to stay on topic.
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“Every kingdom comes up bloody. Every castle is built on a pile of bones.”
Have you guys seen the trailer for Gangster Squad yet? I am in love. - J
I’ve been kind of lame blogging lately. But I’m making it up to you with this hot set of Gosling. Love me? -A
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BREAKING NEWS: RYAN GOSLNG WON’T BE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES. How can he does this to us? He has ruined everything. There won’t be any bro moments between him and the Clooney as they frolic in tuxedos. We won’t be able to gawk if he showed up with Eva Mendes… especially if Rachel McAdams is sitting anywhere near them. Sigh.
I guess we’ll just have to stare this picture of Gosling looking pretty in a tux and pretend he is there. - J
In 100 years, some anthropologist will deem 2011 “The Year of Ryan Gosling Memes”.
Her students will ask: Who is Ryan Gosling?
And she will respond: “Like this totally hot Canadian actor who appeared in these things called movies. You know movies? Those things that our homosapien ancestors obsessed over before we realized how mundane they really are?”
Unless planet Melancholia kills us all before then. - J
You could never bother me Ryan Gosling. Especially not when you’re naked. -A
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It’s Ally and Joanna’s pre-Thanksgiving spectacular in which nothing spectacular happens. Unless you love a certain 90s Nickelodeon show known as “Cousin Skeeter”. Also on this week’s podcast: J. Edgar, why James Cagney would be a great boyfriend, and more. Take a listen!
1. Save Community! - Ally and Joanna will fight NBC to the death to save one of their favorite shows.
2. Ally and Joanna Review J. Edgar - How did Clint Eastwood’s latest film go wrong? Let Ally and Joanna count the ways.
3. The Dead Actors Ally and Joanna Want To Bone* - Who wins in the eternal battles of Jimmy Stewart vs Cary Grant or Paul Newman vs Marlon Brando? Ally and Joanna discuss their Hollywood crushes. *Ally did not endorse this segment title.
4. Pop Culture Minute - Bradley Cooper is NOT the sexiest man alive.
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Ryan Gosling and I agree. Bradley Cooper seriously? - J
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The biggest mystery behind the Mickey Mouse Club is not what Ryan Gosling and JT did together. It is who the HELL these other fools are. (Except you Britney and Xtina. I’d recognize you’re darling faces anywhere.) - J
Feminist Ryan Gosling is my new favorite Tumblr. - J
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